First it’s pretty tires, then it’s pretty guns…next thing you know, you’re shavin’ your beard and wearin’ capri pants. – Si
This snow cone is giving me a brain sneeze. It’s when your brain needs to sneeze, but it caint cause its a brain, so it just hurts. – Si
When you don’t know what you’re doing it’s best to do it quickly – Jase
The more make up a woman wears the more she’s tryin to hide. Make up can hide a lot of evil. – Phil
Nothin’ makes a dad happier than seeing his daughter with a smile on her face and her boyfriend with fear in his eyes – Willie
I float like a butterfly and punch like a flea – Si
There are two kinds of people in this world… the educated and the uneducated – Si
My top 10 dumbest things I’ve done in my life has all included Si in some way. – Jase
I’ll show them it is all Jase’s fault…. I just gotta figure out how…- Willie
Willie is as wound up as a coon dog tryin’ to pass a peach seed – Jase
Redneck rule number one, most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords. – Jase
To say i was forced to come to this art gallery against my will, would be a correct assertion. – Jase